deodrant: i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
ex-cuse-u: i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments to protect the child from any bullying or negative feedback and that is why she and her team of producers are incredible
I have to start physical therapy and get an eye exam. c00l
I want people to come see me and have adventures with me this summer when I’m not working like Forreal come be my Fran. I’m so SERIOUS.
bullied: 90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.
Stop ruining love by wanting it so bad.– Derrick Brown (via linatang)
I think the big mistake in schools is trying to teach children anything, and by...– Stanley Kubrick (via uni-tea)
mycroft-holmes-approves: sodamnrelatable: Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.